We found a perfect vehicle in which to attend the Jalopnik prom, should we ever get such an event out of the hookah-circle planning stages. It's this Dodge Charger R/T, blown out to 30' by some nutzo limo builder. In it, 11 people can ride in Hemi-powered comfort, under muscle-car pretense. On-board laser and strobe lighting is included, so passengers can be sent into a temporary petit-mal seizure to dull the shame of pulling up to Planet Hollywood in a yellow, 30-ft-long sedan and not being the child of oil wealth.

2006 Dodge : Charger DAYTONA R/T [eBay]

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