If your general-issue Unimog just isn't go-anywhere, do anything, crush-anyone enough for you, might we suggest the Maximog? Built on a modified 'Mog chassis, the Maxi can ford five feet of water, comes with its own remotely-operated airplane and undersea vehicle carried in a full-custom trailer along with a motorcycle, and is designed to keep its occupants comfortable in conditions ranging from 70 below to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Powered by a 360hp LS1, the also features a 137-decibel horn, presumably to scare off recalcitrant road-blocking wildebeest. [Thanks to Matt for the tip.]
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