More Simpsons references? Oh hell yeah. And why stop now? We're sure that all of you fondly remember when Fat Tony and the Mob were trying to whack Krusty (but it was really Homer) and instead kept shooting Flanders. Is this car related? You bet your bible that you keep close to your heart. Jump for the explanation.

Herr Wert posted about the mind boggling phenomenon that is kiddies wrapping parts of their rides up in carbon fiber. In other words, for the sake of fashion people are making their cars heavier. Just awful. No surprise then that colectively, you were all aghast. And our man TheGuinnessTooth made the following observation:

Wouldn't it just be easier to SHOOT some speed holes into your hood and paint on some racing stripes?

Not only easier, but a hell of a lot more fun. Though Jalopnik advises shooting your car after you wrap 'em up in lame.

5:45 PM on Mon Nov 26 2007
By Jonny Lieberman
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Dr.Danger is in Denial at 05:47 PM on 11/26/07
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Shoot speed holes in cars is not a sport.
hwyengr at 05:53 PM on 11/26/07
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I much prefer the pick-axe speed hole installation method.
Jonny Lieberman at 06:06 PM on 11/26/07
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@hwyengr: Ooooh.

Good point.
no_slushbox at 06:12 PM on 11/26/07
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I'm not sure if I have the skills for this task, I'm hiring this guy: [jalopnik.com]
Simpsons-Movie-ruled at 06:18 PM on 11/26/07
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Keep those Simpsons references coming ya'll
TheGuinnessTooth at 07:30 PM on 11/26/07
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You Choo Choo Choose me.
RoninianHoon at 07:39 PM on 11/26/07
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I installed speed holes in my neighbor's car with ball bearings and a coffee can for free of charge one time... oops I wasn't supposed to say that…
Dr. Spaceman, Esq. at 07:47 PM on 11/26/07
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@TheGuinnessTooth: Well played, sir.
dulcamara at 08:52 PM on 11/26/07
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I used to date a girl with a speed hole.
elitza at 09:40 PM on 11/26/07
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@dulcamara: zing!
Jonny Lieberman at 09:55 PM on 11/26/07
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@elitza: Good work
JayP71 at 10:26 PM on 11/26/07
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After the third week of electrical gremlin issues I'm ready to positivly fill the Crown Vic with speed holes. Does that count?

Driving the wife's minivan for three weeks is apparently enough to unbalance my sanity.
Hyman Decent at 10:36 PM on 11/26/07
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Baby made a boom-boom. :(
mytdawg at 10:31 AM on 11/27/07
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Just the thing for your Canyonero...
combat chuck at 11:09 AM on 11/27/07
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She takes premium, dude! PREMIUM!!!
timrussell at 11:33 AM on 11/27/07
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@mytdawg: 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride Canyonero!

The ultimate in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts, Canyonero!

Man you'd need to build a big car hole for your Canyonero?
TheGuinnessTooth at 01:09 PM on 11/27/07
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The Canyonero is the Dragon equivalent of BBW.