The words "I'll trade you a blowjob for a ride home," will always ring in our mind as one of the ultimate teenage rites of passage. Add the incongruity of a goth chick and an El Camino, and the source of our passion for all things truckcar and brunettes in interesting stockings becomes rather abundantly clear. The kids over at The Onion's AV Club have come up with a list of filmic reasons why vehicular oral pleasure is inadvisable according to Hollywood, but frankly, well, we're still unbelievers. – Davey G. Johnson

Inventory: 8 Films Illustrating That Oral Sex And Cars Don't Mix [The Onion]

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