By Murilee Martin, 2:30 PM on Wed Apr 25 2007, 3,121 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Starting at their exclusive Party dacha in the country, these two Soviet apparatchiks study that new symbol of capitalistic excess for 1966, the Lincoln Continental. Of course, the higher-ranking of the two (a burly Kruschchev-esque commissar) has added dual machine guns to the trunk- you know, because they're sneaky Commies and all. And don't forget the ejection seat! This ad runs for 8+ minutes, so perhaps it should be considered more infomercial than plain ol' car pitch. – Murilee Martin

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