By Murilee Martin, 1:30 PM on Mon Aug 27 2007, 1,090 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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When Barbie decided to put on her sparkly lip gloss and hit South Coast Plaza in '85, what car did she take? Why, a Corvette, of course! And not just any Vette, mind you- Barbie insisted on the Ultra Vette, with its subtle and restrained metallic-pink paint job and glove compartment full of matching accessories. It's too bad Chrysler was no longer making the Dodge La Femme- imagine the marketing possibilities!