For only $5434, a new T-Bird could have been yours in 1977. That was the year the Thunderbird was switched to the midsize Torino chassis, so it was somewhat smaller than its behemoth predecessor (though still a cruel parody of the idea behind the original Thunderbird). We dig the extraordinary 70s-ness of the pilot/driver, with her coke-dealer aviator shades, feathered hair, and quarter-inch layer of lip gloss. And check out the speedometer creeping up to 50 MPH, no doubt because the car has the lo-po 302 under the hood.

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