After learning earlier this morning about the possibility one of Hulk Hogan's Vipers may have been involved in the race that led to the crash of his son, Nick Hogan's (aka Nick Bollea) Supra (Again, pics of the crushed Supra here — and below), we really didn't think it was possible for there to be yet another wrinkle in the saga. We were wrong. The son of Hulk Hogan apparently gave an interview in the upcoming issue of Rides magazine where in addition to claiming he has "a terrible driving record," he talks about both his yellow Supra and his (father's?) silver Viper. Here's what he has to say about what the 16-year-old kid terms his "hatchback-like" Supra and Viper:
The yellow Supra...[a] p***y magnet for sure. I mean, the green and the silver appeal more to men, 'cause a guy knows what he's looking at and will drool over it. But girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off.Yeah — our bet is those panties are droppin' cause you got your dad's green in your pocket, not because you're driving a urine colored Supra. But, maybe the kid'll learn why it's important not to shoot your mouth off. [Ridez via TMZ]














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I knew that already...
Now this is getting boring.
Humm.. through-out all of this.. i haven't heard anyone mention a "save the supra's" t-shirt..
Just for the record.. no i'm not recommending it..
Although.. an unmolested 4th gen with original paint/rims and low miles would be a nice vehicle for barret/jackson in about 20 years..
Lippy kid aint he...
@WheatKing: Supra does not = Enzo
One less Supra doesnt deserve a shirt
i actually said the same thing about my silver tempo when i was 16. what's the moral of the story? kids are dumb. that's why they go to school and work the line at Burger King.
@WheatKing: On original condition final generation Supra is probably more rare than an Enzo, luckily this was not one of them .
Yellow looks good on very very few cars, and the Supra isn't one of them. Most girls I know see these orange and green and yellow rice burners and think 'what a tool'.
And the kind of girls that get turned on over a yellow car are the kind of girls you probably don't want to touch anyway.
Personally, I do not crave the sort of P***y that that particular car could have attracted.
Now, a bird who gets wobbly over a '46 Ford truck or an Alfa Giulietta, now we're talking.
@Atelier: And the kind of girls that get turned on over a yellow car are the kind of girls you probably don't want to touch anyway.
I agree
recall the question of the day lately about whether absurd horsepower was good or bad? most posts said "only in responsible hands". here's a prime example of why that won't happen..,
the fastest cars wind up in the hands of the wealthiest; ability to drive them is not a factor.
The other weekend I was watching a drifting competition on Speed (Canadian Channel which features nothing but cars) and team hogan was there with Nick driving a modified viper. (all the other cars were normal drift cars, like 240sx's, etc)
He came into the first turn way too fast, buried the gas to make it drift and went straight into the wall backwards, destroying the rear end. It was the worst driving I have ever seen.
The fact that they refer to him like he's a professional drifter is ridiculous, and he needs to have his race license suspended before he kills someone.
Apparently that goes for his normal driving license too.
Any chance of an end to the Hogan/Supra/Viper or not/P***y news on Jalopnik? No offense, but I was over anything related to Hulk Hogan about 10 years ago...maybe it's just me.
@abgwin: What are you talkin' about? I've seen trailer homes in actual trailer parks that have an 11-second Camaro out front. And the dude drives it every day.
And I've seen this more than once, although almost always a Camaro. Sometimes a Fox Mustang.
@WheatKing:
Not sure I've ever seen one with the origional wheels.
@skaz: tru dat!
However, "ability to drive them is not a factor." still applies
@JayP71:
I have once or twice, and IMO, the original wheels are kind of overly round looking and lame.
(Yes, I realize I just called a wheel "overly round.")
@skaz: lol x2
Some of the dumbest, poorest guys i know have some of the fastest cars.
usually they are poor because the fast car ate all their money, which some might argue is dumb.
Not me tho, i think its cool.
One less ugly ass Fast and the Furuious look alike supra. I do feel sorry for the passenger...both for his injury and being friends with such a douche.
Must've been Pu$$y in whatever he hit, huh? Dragged the damn car right off the road.
@MeMikeYouNot:
+1
Perhaps if Mr. Bollea had been piloting some sort of interesting etceternini would I have any interest in reading baout this. As it is, I don't particularly care what some son-of-a-sortaceleb does. I feel dirty even taking the time to comment on this.
That said, (ahem), let's see some honest to goodness Jalop-worthy hoon content. I *am* wanting to be dazzled by the destruct-tastic creativity of the next redneck Edison to be linked to this site.
@mytdawg: You just forced hot coffee through my nose - well done.
Yeah.
Um. What kind of girl starts to take off her panties when she sees a yellow Supra?
A skanky, stinky whore, that's what.
Yuck.
Not only do I doubt Nick would know what to do with it, but I don't believe he's ever seen any P***y to begin with.....
Wow, he has a pre-digged hole to fall into and everything. Way to go making yourself look bad before you actually screw up.
P***y magnet, eh? I guess that'd explain why he was so attracted to it.
So, uhh, yeah, I'm thinking we oughta pass a law, children of famous people and assorted celebutards shouldn't be allowed to have or drive nice cars, they should merely pass them along to people who'll not destroy them. Also, the Chinese need to make something really cool looking to fill the automotive void left, you know, just to help speed along the natural selection.
Well the car crash is cool and all. But what about Broke Hogan? Is she ok? Are we going to see more MV's with that wiger guy?
Choice quote from the "Rides" piece:
"The [Z06] 'Vette has all the electronic stability. I mean, a skilled driver can drive with no traction control. Only thing electronic on the Viper is the turn signal and the radio. Everything is on the driver."
Ahem.
His D-list status doesn't hurt. What pre-pubescent little tramp wouldn't drop their panties for that sweet lookin piece of a$$. Heck, he probably gets the boys too! SWEET!!!
Perhaps I've missed the wagon, but when did P***y become slang for Tree?
@tony-e30: p***y magnet = tree, haha
"Give me some tree baby"
Haw haw- I guess in this drag race, he got "tree'd!!!"
Bah-dum-ching!
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