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The strange panties-dropping saga of Nick Hogan continues. We've just learned the son of Hulk was arrested today in Clearwater, Florida on "felony charges of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury." Clearwater police claim the crash the young Hogan (also known as Bollea) was involved in back in late August that left his passenger, John Graziano, critically injured was caused by — wait for it — street racing. Yup, Hogan was supposedly racing a silver Dodge Viper when he lost control of his "P***y magnet" yellow 1998 Toyota Supra. The urine-colored car then struck a curb and spun 180 degrees across two lanes of traffic, slamming rear-end first into a palm tree. We'll keep you up-to-date on what happens next, as well as how many panties drop at the mere mention of Hogan's super Supra. In case you've forgotten what the Supra looked like post-crash, we've re-included our gallery below. You know, for purposes of posterity. (Hat tip to M0L0TOV!)
[via TBO.com]
UPDATE: According to AutoBlog's cousins at TMZ, the young Hogan was allegedly also showing a wee bit of alcohol in his bloodstream and to make matters worse, he was driving with tinted windows — naughty, naughty! More here.
Nick Hogan Arrested For Racing, Crashing His "P***y Magnet"
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Bollea/Hogan/Lil Hulkster should learn the immortal words of Borat before he gets to the Pen, "How does my back p***y look?"
P***y magnet indeed.
@geeteeoh: Hahahahaha. Oh my! Great line!
Yeah, and the punk has showed zero remorse--no, make that even zero interest--in what he has done. Just gettin' on with his loser life. High time they brought the hammer down.
Not even Hulkamania can save douche bigelow err Nick Bollea. So what's the Nickster gonna do when the lawyers sue?
@Novaload:
More like blame the brain dead victim/passenger; this from a press release by the douche's family ...
"The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his."
Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt.
What's with all this p***y magnet talk?
I've never seen a yellow car prompt a previously normal girl, or any girl for that matter, to remove her underpants.
@Heep: Perhaps that's because you're not the blow-dried scion of a millionaire Sports Entertainer.
@poxpopulus: They really meant, "unfortunately, Nick was wearing his."
Oooh YEAH! Snap into a Palm Tree!
Wrong wrestler I know, but still...
tinted windows are legal in florida, i believe.
@poxpopulus: OMG, you are right. I went to TMZ and there it was. Like the seat belt caused the accident. "Yes,your honor, I was dragging down a public street, and I was drunk, and I'm a bad driver and lost control and whacked into a tree. But geez, he wasn't wearing his seat belt! His injuries are not my fault! In fact, they're his fault!"
The noive o'dat guy!
@form3hide: Depends how dark. His were obviously too dark.
@Novaload: I think the prosecuters are gearing up to throw the proverbial book at him given the additional charges applied.
The Boleas try to make it seem like they're really close to the Grazianos, when in reality they are doing things behind each others back for their own good... like fighting over what to do with the car... [www.tmz.com]
Also, the allegations of Nick's drinking state that witnesses saw the Hulkster present on their boat when Nick was drinking, so Hulk Hogan might have some legal issues coming his way too.
Nick's already covering his ass though with his legal team.
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@WarShrike:
I remember seeing ads of the Macho Man for Daewoo of St. Pete. "ooo yeah, get in the Daewoo brother!". -sighs- I miss those times.
@Heep:
You take that back! You're shattering my dreams with your interjections of reality!
wow, nice to know they delete random unwitty jokes..
anyways, i will relish the day we dont have to read about lohan or another celebrity wreck..
@form3hide: Tinted windows are legal in Florida, but there is a limit to how dark they can be. His were too dark.
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