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A Paris Hilton Type Dilemma: Getting In And Out of That New Mercedes SLR

We're not quite sure what's more interesting/disturbing about this set of photos. There's the fact that Paris Hilton looks puzzled and takes some time and wrangling to close the doors of her new $400,000 car. That's pretty disturbing/expected. But we can also marvel at that fact that the Mercedes-Benz SLR's scissor doors allow the stickpole skank to park that close to a Ferrari 360 Modena Spyder and still get in and out of her car. Or maybe we're just incredibly turned on by the hard time she's having — either way, we'll show her how those flappin' doors work — after we give her a similarly hard time.

Photos via The Superficial

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5:24 PM on Fri Apr 28 2006
By David Thomas
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sebrock at 07:17 PM on 04/28/06
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See Dave, now your lack of health insurance or my lack of MPH subscription refund doesn't seem like such a big deal. There are people like Paris with much bigger problems. Just the other day, I saw someone trying to parallel park a Diablo (which is quite a feat considering the car has no visibility) and I thought to myself - jeez isn't life hard for that guy, I mean not only does he drive around in a Diablo (guess he couldn't afford the Murcielago and hopefully had to much sense to buy a Gallardo) but he has to park the thing. Life is tough.
Rishi at 08:49 PM on 04/28/06
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Dude, who the hell drives a McMerc in a pair of fucking flip-flops???
Draconis at 09:07 PM on 04/28/06
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I think the owner of that Ferrari 360 Modena Spyder should consider sterilizing his car after Paris scraped her bony ass against it. I know I would.
FightingChance at 09:28 PM on 04/28/06
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The pairing of her and that car seems so... odd. The SLR is a phallic beast of a sports car. Sure there was something else a little more posh and better tempered than a supercar that she could have gotten? My brain probably operates a little differently than hers, though.
Ray Wert at 09:30 PM on 04/28/06
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I bet she drives a great stick.
icerabbit at 11:04 PM on 04/28/06
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"I bet she drives a great stick" LOL :P It really messes with my brain how somebody like her can be so fortunate to be born rich and drive these exotic cars, without knowing how to drive/operate them really or show any knowledge of / respect for the vehicle. And oops!. Lost my bentley at the casino. Time to buy another one ... well, no, actually if you win this game of poker will give you another one for free. Sjeez. I just do not undestand all the attention, fame, ... she gets. Anyway. Life goes on.
ChatRobot at 11:08 PM on 04/28/06
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The Ferrari owner probably won't wash his car for the next month, now that it has Paris' skid marks on it. ----------------- Padfiles.net: http://www.padfiles.net Chatrobot.net: http://www.chatrobot.net -----------------
JackHilton at 09:41 AM on 04/07/07
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Well.. for your guys information i can tell ya that that Ferrari belongs to paris aswell.
And anotherthing is that the door paris is opening right there was broken.. (MY car, but who would wash that Farrari? non of yorfanc would do it iam shure) ha
Jamesgirl at 05:11 PM on 06/18/07
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Paris doesn't own that car. She was given it to used while she did promotions for the 'Paris' club in Miami. She did not follow the contract she had with the owners of the club so they took away the car. There are photos on the web of it being loaded on a flat bed and taken away.