"Don't you wish life was like a parking meter..." With those lechers at Pirelli having announced this week that septegenarian actress (yes, it's true) will appear in the Sears catalog of nipples, the Pirelli Calendar, gasps were heard 'round the world, as plastic surgeons' phones rang off the hook. Of course, it wasn't Sofia calling (she could care less), but fellow class of '07 models, Penelope Cruz, Naomi Watts, Hilary Swank and Lou Doillon just making sure they were sufficently freshened, in case Sofia — at 71 — decides to whip out the big guns.

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