• Such a sense of entitlement for someone who drive illegally for over three years. [fefyfomanna]
• Holy shit, it's a Spider Car. No really, it's a Spider, with eight legs and everything. [Random Good Stuff]
• Someone takes car of their car! [Sara with no H]
• Make that two someones! [Jason Whong]
• The "new car smell" metaphor applied to software programmi— zzzzzzzzzzzzz......oops, sorry. Damned narcolepsy. [Simon Morris]

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