• He's been watching Bullrun so we you don't have to. [The Highly Official Weblog of Phillip A.V. McCarthy]
• The Brits have one thing to say to their friends and family, and that is "stay the fuck away from my car". [The Thrifty Scot]
• Happy, non-pushy, excited and passionate car salesmen do exist. We're guessing there could also be a wee bit of prescription medication associated with those fine attitudes, however. [Experienceology]
• Foresight, hindsight, whatever-kind-of-sight it is, it's overrated. [Nightmare Hall]
• A sure-fire way to ruin a product seemingly designed for men: paint it pink. [Crave]
• Marky Mark didn't steal cars; he stole the same car, repeatedly. There's a difference there somewhere. [ICYDK]

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