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      At MSU, We Riot For Corn-Based Alcohol

      Michigan State University Receives Federal Grant Monies For Ethanol Research

      By Ray Wert, 8:30 AM on Tue Jun 26 2007, 635 views

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      "On the banks of the Red Cedar, there's a school that's known to all. It's specialty is farming and those Spartans know their alcohol. Spartan scientists are never beaten, all through the federal funding fight! Fight for the only formulations, E-eighty-five. Go right through for MSU, watch the fed funding growing. Spartan applications are bound to win, they're written with a vim. Rah! Rah! Rah! See their team is weakening, we're gonna win this cash!
      Fight! Fight! For E-eighty-five! Grant money for MSU!"
      – Ray Wert

      Feds tap MSU to develop ethanol [Detroit News]

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