For reals, we found this photo while doing a Google image search for "tailpipe." We shared it with CTE and he was as disturbed as we were, which meant that it was time for, you guessed it, another Jalopnik Caption Contest! We have no idea what you're gonna win yet, but we'll figure it out in the next day or so. In the meantime, we've disabled comments on this one, so all entries need to come through tips@jalopnik.com. Our pathetic freebie attempt? "But Marlo, I thought this was gonna be a sure-fire way to qualify for the Wiener Nationals!" Also, if you really need to see the uncensored version, you can find it here. Good luck, cadets.

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