Using the four stages of the Jalopnik Method(TM): snap judgements, ridicule, bitch-slapping and, finally, acceptance, we've narra'd the list of caption contest entries from lots to a more manageable "quite a few." Now, as usual, it's your turn to choose which one is the best. The winner will get some sort of prize, swag or trinket still yet to be determined. Check out the runners-up and vote, after the jump.

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