• By Jonny Lieberman
    Jul 4, 2007 4:30 PM 4,644
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    Al Gore's Kid Goes 100 MPH In A Prius

    Yep. 100 mph in a Prius. Oh, and he was allegedly stoned with a Hunter S. Thompson-esq bounty of prescription drugs in the car, including Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall. Which sounds like one hell of a weekend in Vegas to us. Turns out that Al Gore the Third was arrested a few years back for...driving while stoned. Honestly, we're libertarian when it comes to drugs (legalize everything) and you can probably guess how we feel about speeding (go Speed Racer, go!). We even like and respect Oscar winner Al Gore quite a bit and hope he tosses his hat in the 2008 ring. But we'll never forgive that rotten wife of his, Tipper, for all that censoring, PMRC bullshit she and Dan Quayle pulled in the 80s. That's right, just like an elephant over here. – Jonny Lieberman

    Al Gore's son arrested for drug possession [msnbc.com]

    Jello Biafra Interview About Tipper [ROC]

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