andykalmowitz
Andy Kalmowitz
andykalmowitz
Andy Kalmowitz is a Reporter covering all things automotive at Jalopnik. The only thing he loves more than cars is New Jersey and The Sopranos. Drop me a line akalmowitz@jalopnik.com

My answer would be have to be the Toyota Corolla. Not because it’s bad. I had one as a rental for four days and found it solid, smooth, and efficient. But I barely remember anything because it was so appliance-like and bland. If bland had an odor you could smell it around the corner downwind, but it doesn’t which is Read more

My 85 year old grandma can figure out how to drive a car and use a touch screen, but some how supposed “auto enthusiasts” can’t. Read more

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Those wheels on the 80's Pathfinder were awesome

New here? They do these “poll the readers” questions pretty often. This site is a business and to stay IN business they need to drive clicks. While the writers work on “real” articles, it’s easy for them to foster a bit of genuine engagement with articles like this. The time it took to set this up has no real impact Read more

Yes, as many of you have pointed out: The headline initially said “$2 a day” when it should have said “$2 an hour.” That was my mistake, and I’ve fixed it. Thank you to the comment section for alerting us to this error! Read more

Gotta give credit to the comment section: you folks discovered two errors I’ve now corrected: Read more

Something else I appreciate? The fact Bentley took the time to put a little alcantara covered pad near where your right knee rests while driving. This is becoming a bit of a crusade for me. All cars should have this little pad, and I won’t stop complaining until they do. Read more

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Rolls Royce:

Man this is the softest of the soft shit 90's. I don’t listen to much radio but when i do ... and this comes on it reminds me to get music playing from my phone again Read more

I think there needs to be an off-road trim to make that really work.  Read more

This is a great write up, Andy. I sincerely appreciate how you acknowledged it’s faults and how frankly pointless a vehicle this big is in a way that isn’t trying to shame someone for enjoying it. I personally have no drive to own one of these, but I totally get the appeal. Read more

You made us all proud. You’re basically the English speaking Dante. Read more