A man in Islamabad, Pakistan allegedly tried smuggling two cows in his little sedan, the Daily Pakistan reports. Yes, someone fit not one but two cows in a small car. I’ve got to admit that I’m impressed.

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The news site reports that the driver tried stealing the cows by putting the full-size bovine in the back seat, and shoving the calf in the trunk. But despite his best efforts, the perp was eventually caught by the police, and embarrassed after Iftikhar’s pictures surfaced on Twitter.

I wonder how they caught the cow-thief. Something tells me the ride height may have had something to do with it–the suspension on small sedans isn’t exactly designed with cattle in mind.