Any time we feature some crazily awful story out of Florida, it's typically from a newspaper or local TV news headline that contains these two words: "Florida Man." As in, "Florida man arrested again for tasering ex-wife," or "Florida man bites neighbor's thumb off." You get the idea.
Jalopnik · Patrick George
Are you planning a weekend beach getaway in your Mercury Cougar XR7? I am.
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