Do you happen to live in the northeastern United States? Then besides finding a good parking lot to do donuts in, today is probably not the best day to be driving. Or flying. Or trying to get anywhere.
The blizzard dubbed "Nemo" by those jamokes at The Weather Channel has all but crippled the transportation infrastructure in several states, leaving cars buried in snow, vehicles trapped on freeways, and air traffic shut down. On top of all that, it's also really cold.