Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

Ah flamboyant proto-metal. It's difficult to tell who David Bowie is trying to shag here, freak show that he was/is. Some say it was god, others say the devil. We're sure that he was just thrilled to be sing-shagging whichever deviant deity was featured in this song.