You may not know this about me, but I've just decided that I'm our nation's foremost authority on the subject of vehicular anthropomorphization. It's a topic I take quite seriously, and have published my strong opinions on these subjects before. As you may guess, to maintain the title I've so carefully decided to bestow upon myself requires a never-ending devotion to research. I'm pleased to say that I've recently arrived at a new, bold conclusion in the dynamic and exciting field of making vehicles look like living things. Here it is:
Jalopnik · Jason Torchinsky
Watch This Lucky, Lucky Idiot Get Flung From His Jeep And Walk Away
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