For $5,000, Have Some Safe SLXGraverobber10/03/12 8:00amFiled to: Nice Price Or Crack Pipe1988 Acura SLXIsuzu TrooperbadgeEngineeringNpocp38EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkBack when your mom was a total Betty the Platters reached number one on both the R&B and pop charts with The Great Pretender, a song about feigning not to care about a spurned love. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe SLX is a Trooper pretending it's an Acura, but will you spurn its five thousand dollar price? Ooh-ooh.You know what they say about something that seems too good to be true - that it probably is? Well, that was the case yesterday with a suspiciously cheap Porsche 911 Speedster that turned out to be a scam. Funny thing though, even at a price intended to draw in unsuspecting and naive buyers, 57% of you still voted it Crack Pipe. Harsh bunch you guys are.