Like any good scientist, Goldilocks famously sampled all three options before settling consistently for the middle of the road choice. With its 327 and pillarless four door body today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Impala also stakes out the middle ground, but is its price fair to middling?
So there's this crap movie that came out a few months back called Project X about three high school d-bags that throw the armageddon of all parents-out-of-town house parties only to see it get way out of hand. Phew, I can still smell that turd. I bring that up as a point of reference to the party hardy turbo 1.8 Ford Festiva we had here yesterday. Its seller claimed that it too required adult supervision, while 58% of you felt that - at his asking price - the seller must be kidding.