Dino was the birth name of Ratpacker Dean Martin, who was famous for both his baritone and his boozing. The 3-litre V8 in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Dino 308 GT4 probably also makes beautiful music, but will the car's price drive you to drinking?
A running, registered car for only a grand? Why that's just magical, like something out of a Hallmark Channel Movie, or a handjob from a leprechaun. Next up, a homeless man saves Christmas! Well before that there's the issue with yesterday's cheap seats Toyota Celica convertible which 75% of you thought a good value, and practically none of you would be caught dead in.