Things are heating up in Bahrain as Formula One cars begin to take to the track for Sunday's Grand Prix. Should things go pear-shaped, what vehicles should the teams pile into to stay safe from less-than-peaceful demonstrators?
First of all, tanks are a bad choice. Too big, too slow, too much of a target. Go for something that's comparatively light and nimble, but still very much Molotov-cocktail proof. Why not a 75 mile-per-hour, 21,780 pound Marauder? I mean, it's not like it has to be zombie-proof, right?