Grammatically, pirates use ‘Arr' as an indefinite article, as in Arr, ‘tis a fast car, I seek*. Ford's SVT team used ‘R' to denote their most venomous of Cobras, and today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe snake is definitely a desirable article, but is its price too much of a pirate's booty call?
If you've watched much Top Gear at all, you'll know that the show's three hosts hate Caravaners almost as much as they loathe each other. They consider those road-clogging vacationers highway pirates, stealing precious time and speed with their languid progress and roadway pasties. Sadly for yesterday's natty Rootes Commer Caravan, many of you feel the same way, those you more familiar with the model even going so far as to warn of its iffy nature, and its 68% Crack Pipe loss was reflected in that admonition. Still, so cool.