According to la biblia, it took but a simple apple to get Adam and his girlfriend evicted from their garden apartment. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Group B Ford is a far, far more desirable forbidden fruit, but will you find its price is rotten to the core?
Speaking of the bible - for those of you r/atheists - it's filled with so many thou shalt nots that you wonder what the hell you can get away with. The ten commandments especially are a whole bag of don't that'll really let the air out of just about any party. But there's one admonition that's conspicuous by its absence in any religious tract, and that is thou shalt not jack up a rare and desirable car so it looks like a wiener dog in a cactus patch. Perhaps as an addendum, and based on its decisive 90% Crack Pipe loss, you might want to advise against asking fifty grand for ignoring the first half.