COTD: Guy in the Hat Edition

It was a day of great, reasoned discussion on the Jalop. Just go back through the threads on Joel Johnson's bold electric-car jeremiad or Jason Torchinsky's madcap art-slam challenge.

And then, there's Will.I.Am's weird car company, which may or may not be a ketamine-fueled twilight dream he had while passed out in a Balzac armchair at the Cathay Pacific Pier lounge at the Hong Kong International Airport. W123D sedan roadster - WRX - 944 LeMons edition crafted a riff on an admittedly obvious Dr. Seuss reference. No matter. It's an excellent palate cleanser anyway. And he joins U.S. District Court Judge James Muirhead, who used Green Eggs and Ham in his court ruling after receiving an egg in the mail from prisoner, in a storied tradition of crafting apt GEaH parodies.

I do not like your kitted out DeLorean. I do not like it Will I Am.
I do want one powered by Mopar. I do not want them near or far.
I will not have one with a Chevy V8. I will not have one, hear me mate!
I do not want one built in the ghetto. I do not want one, endorsed by Leno.
I do not like your kitted out DeLorean. I do not like it Will I Am.