While the bitchin Camaro still lives, its cousin, the Pontiac Firebird has long been pushing up daisies. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe off-roader f-bird would more likely tear up those daisies, but does it come with a price that's pushing it?
Inoffensive universal appeal, that's what makes music by Kenny G, hand jobs, and cars such as Toyota's Adderall-like Camry so popular. Stray from that model of conformity and you risk suffering the sort of shame and mass derision that would result from showing up on a blind date wearing your Forever Lazy with its ass-hatch a-flapping. Such was the case with yesterday's forever-selling Vipette, which turned out to be a fiberglass kit on a B-body, as well as - in the opinion of 95% of you - über Crack Pipe.