Norwegian drifting champ Kenneth "Fastkenny" Moen has quite the following in Europe and stateside for his handling skills, which is what makes the combo of a drift and hillclimb so appealing. A mountain is about the only thing missing from Alan Wilzig's personal track, one Jstas could easily imagine as his home drift center:
That right there is my own personal dream.
I don't want a big house. I don't want expensive cars.
I just want enough of my own, private land to build a race track and a race car so I can spend my nights and weekends tearing around my track until the gas tank runs dry!
I can imagine it now!
/crickets/crickets/
bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrapbrrrrrrr...
/flapping of birds fleeing
SQUEEEEELLLLLLL
/car crests the hill, turn right 60 into 40 stay right careful don't cut
BRAAAPP!BRRRRRRRRRRRRRpoppoppopbrrrBRR...!!!!!
/straight 90, hard on the brakes stay right, left, hairpin, in to right 20 straight 100
BRRRrrrrrrrrpoppoppoppoppopbrr...
BABRAPBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBR... BRAP BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr
/ring/ring/
CRAP!
BBBBBbbbbrrrrrrrr squeak bubbubbubbub
"Yes dear, what now? No, I'm fine, was just wide open on the back stretch, didn't hear the phone over the engine...what? No! I didn't take the muffler off again! Who? That old bat again? You tell Mrs. McClusky that I said to go suck an egg and to take a look out her back porch. I'll have some "donuts" for her in a minute."
/click/
BRAPBRAPBRAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... BRBRRRRRRRRR BRAP BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Yeah. Pissin' off the neighbors and there ain't nothin' they can do about it!
Why?
Because.
Racecar, bishes.
Race car.