Over the years, the bow-tie brand has been the Heartbeat of America, Like a Rock and espoused seeing the U.S.A. in a Chevrolet. Seeing the U.S.A. in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Corvette convertible might get your heart beating a little faster, but will its price mean you won't be getting your rocks off?
If there was one thing that junior high taught me — and it's very likely that is the case — it's that the proper response to any statement in the obvious is well, duh! Here, I'll use it in an example — at nearly eleven-large, yesterday's 1979 Olds Cutlass diesel, despite rocking a stick, came up short in an 88% Crack Pipe loss. Well, duh! See how well that works? Thanks, 7th grade!