Which car has the most nicknames?

We give vehicles nicknames in order to recognize special traits, unique history, or just to impugn the driver. Some vehicles are so spectacular they encourage numerous aliases, but which car has the most nicknames?

Since it's the obvious answer we're going to knock out the Ford Model T, which has been variously called the "Tin Lizzie," "Jalopy," "Gas-Buggy," "Lizzie," and "Flivver." Ford itself says there are dozens. Can you do better? What car has the most nicknames? Can you name all the nicknames?

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