When it comes to vehicles, I have a maxim I always follow: Four wheels good, two wheels bad. No matter how many times I tell ex-Jalopnik road test editor Wes Siler my maxim, he never listens. He's an idiot.
He didn't listen before he broke his arm three years ago (Click here for the really graphic images!) and I had to pay to fly his ass back to New York City from California (out of my own pocket, I might add) so he could have the surgery that implanted two steel rods into his arm and turned him into the Six Million Dollar man.