If you happen to be an extrovert, like say, Charlie Sheen, then an SSP Mustang in full CHP livery might be the perfect car for you. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe ‘92 EVOC is just such a car, although I think Charlie'd be more comfortable in back.
Cue the angels on high, and the golden trumpeters. Now start sprinkling the myrrh. Ready? Okay, here we go- Alfa Romeo, venerated creator of cars that provide both endorphin-overloading delight, and soul-crushing frustration, represented yesterday with a $500 Alfetta that not only garnered a 90% Nice Price win, but also several declarations to the effect that it still would be so even if covered in killer bees that have had their stingers dipped in poodle poop. To the swiftest goes the spoils, and hopefully somebody is swift in getting that Alfa before it spoils too much more.