The Current Lincoln Town Car is not long for this world, and its styling wasn't all that elegant to begin with. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '89 however is sharp enough that you could cut a line with it.
You probably wouldn't want to be reliant on yesterday's Rialto to get you anywhere in one piece, as its size and inherent tippiness proved that it would NOT be how 68% of you would roll. `With its hidden third wheel and blue plastic body, that Reliant could easily be mistaken for a tipped-over recycling bin if parked in front of your house on trash day. That might make it attractive to kooky British women who like to throw out cats, but it doesn't do much to advance your neighborhood cred. For that, you need something with presence, and you don't get much more present than a Town Car from the past.