For $5,000, Get Ready to Take Out the Euro ThrashGraverobber10/12/10 8:00amFiled to: Nice Price Or Crack PipeMerkur XR4TiMercuryFordEuropean ImportsNpocp173EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWith Mercury moribund, not only does its slate of badge-engineered American cars fade into history, but also a series of Euro imports. That makes today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Merkur an orphan's orphan, and it's seeking a Daddy Warbucks.The Dutch wear wooden shoes. And heel and toe action in pine clogs is neigh-on impossible, making the advent of the DAF Variomatic CVT transmission a godsend in the Nether regions. We here at Jalopnik - while not exactly barefoot and preggers - prefer not to get splinters in our feet, and like our shifters to be manual and coggy rather than continuously variable and belty. That didn't play into the favor of yesterday's Dutch Military DAF 66YA, leaving it with an 85% Crack Pipe loss, and line of cars behind it at the exit.