Jalopnik readers live on the automotive fringe, free to indulge our car craziness with like-minded folk. It's a vibrant community. Some people embrace it more than others. Here's a handy guide to help you determine: How Jalopnik Are You?
This guide is rather subjective in a lot of areas, so it's up to you to be honest and decide how much stuff you can take credit for and score points on. You can also add extra categories and give yourself bonus points as long as you can explain it to the commenters' satisfaction. At the end of the day it's all about your mentality, and that's not an easy thing to pin down with a number. It's not necessarily about the destination but rather about enjoying the drive, right?
Comment on Jalopnik: 1 point.
Won COTD: 1 point for each COTD. Congratulations.
Gotten a hat tip/photo credit: 1 point for each, limit 5.
Gotten a story written about you on Jalopnik (example): 20 points.
Wrote a guest post for Jalopnik: 15 points.
Participate in the Jalopchat: 1 point.
Are on the Jalopmap: 1 point.
Can explain the CSRSL, JFG, FAF/DAF, PCH: 1 point each.
Have brought new commenters to Jalopnik: 1 point each.