It's one thing to beat on a Malibu, but a security guard at a dealership auction committed the cardinal sin of hooning an as-of-yet unsold $110,000 Corvette ZR1. And then recorded it! This guy is toast. UPDATE
It's impossible to look at a Corvette ZR1 and not want to put the entire force of that glorious 6.2-liter LS9 V8 to use. But if you work in the service department of a dealership it's probably best to fight the urge, and certainly inadvisable to record yourself doing it and putting said video on YouTube, where it will be found.