Three-Time LeMons Champions Step On Own Wieners, Black-Flagged Out Of Contention!

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Eyesore Racing, the only three-time LeMons champions in history, looked like the favorites to take the B.F.E. G.P. race... but then they racked up a couple of penalties in the first few hours. Chain-gang time!

Eyesore is known for pulling off the nearly-impossible feat of racking up fast laps while getting few, if any, black flags (they're also known for amazing themes and costumes; here we see the "Alice In Wonderland" setup they had at the Sears Pointless race). Today, however, they picked up a pass-under-caution penalty early on, then Dave Coleman— the "best driver" on the team— went four wheels off.

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That's when they donned the Sheriff Joe Arpaio Pink Underwear, got chained up, and had to follow the Judgemobile on a slow walk-o-shame around the paddock.

And when you're LeMons Legends, as Eyesore most certainly is, your celebrity means that you'll get vast quantities of cheers and catcalls from the other teams. Of course, it's still possible that the Ghettocharged Miata will claw its way back to first place, but that's not the way to bet. Well, maybe not— if any team could pull it off, it's this one.