Sleeping Beauty sawed logs for 100 years. Endymion, in search of eternal beauty, allegedly slept forever. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Dime has caught 31 years' worth of beauty sleep, but will you think its price is beautiful, too?
Well, we swung for the fences yesterday, and the little Fieroghinterati — looking like it would be more at home on a banked section of narrow orange track than in the hallowed halls of NPOCP — nearly grand-slammed itself a Crack Pipe loss. When the fiberglass dust settled, only 4% of you chose door number one, and most of those seemed to be pity votes. That may very well be a new record here.