And the Real Winner Is...

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Is there any way that a Chevy Citation X-11 that doesn't blow up during a weekend of road racing can be denied the Index Of Effluency? We didn't think so, either. Congratulations, Schumacher Taxi Service Craptation!

Disclosure: Murilee Martin gets crazy baksheesh from LeMons HQ for his role on the notoriously corrupt 24 Hours of LeMons Supreme Court.