What else needs to be said? The Angry Hamster Z600 team loaned us the Short Bus, and you'll need a tactical nuke to blast us out of it. No, we can't do wheelies, because there are no seat backs.
Also, it's a nightmare to get into first gear, and the handling is scary at any speed above zero. So what? Greatest Judgemobile ever.
Disclosure: Murilee Martin gets paid crazy baksheesh for his work on the LeMons Supreme Court.