This May Be The World's Only Jesus-Pimpin' Ghettocruiser Rap Video

By  Sam Smith

So, uh, this is a little... yeah, we can't make any jokes. Some of them are too easy, some are too stupid, and some are just too mean. But we have five words for you: You must watch this. Now.

A brief sampling of items found in the above video:

  • Enthusiasm

  • Vibrating senior citizens

  • Magic clothes

  • A metallic-green Chevrolet Cavalier with a yellow interior

  • The phrase "Jesus-beats bangin' in my trunk"

  • The phrase "put those Jesus-beats in and ride"

  • "Deuces" that are "thrown high" by a guy on a riding lawnmower

  • An old man who climbs into a car and gets to head-bobbin'.


    A brief sampling of items found on the     B-Shoc website:

    • A tour schedule

    • The song "God'll Make You Clap," along with a sound file of said song where the last word in the title is slurred enough so that it sounds like something that is definitely not clapping

    • Ringtones

    • A link to buy the B-Shoc album Against the Flow and a DVD of the music video.

      We'll let you discover the rest for yourself.


      Note: We respect all religions and all walks of life. We have no problem with anyone who believes anything. We just have a thing for magic clothes and the lawnmower deuce.

      [B-Shoc.com via VWVortex]

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