This Is Why They Invented Roof Racks

Disposophobia, or compulsive hoarding, is a mental disorder and it causes people to collect crap and never dispose of it. This is the first time we've seen vehicular disposophobia, but it's equally as frightening.

Thanks to Saabreddy for snagging these pictures in Austin, Texas. It looks like someone really didn't want to drive their friends to SXSW.