Plymouth Rocks for $8,975!Graverobber2/16/10 8:00amFiled to: Nice Price Or Crack PipeNpocp1976 Plymouth VolareF-bodySlant SixVolareChryslerWagon129EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkBack in the day, ads for the Plymouth Volaré advised buyers to "Don't Give Up, Get a Volaré!" Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe wonders if you'd give up nearly nine grand for this slant-six '76?Typically, the relation of a joke concerning the recently deceased is immediately followed with the question too soon? which is somehow seen as amelioration of the original quip's tasteless timing. But yesterday that wasn't the problem in the contemplation of the merits of a mid-twenties Solstice from dead-man-walking Pontiac. No, the issue that drove the vast commentariat to a foaming-mouthed conniption was the lack of a third pedal down where the sun don't shine. Despite that dark mood, the little silver targa managed to squeak a 55% nice price win by the auto-box haters.