The sub-$20 theft-proof stereo installation works pretty well, but let's say your local crackheads aren't desperate enough to bust your windows to steal a factory AM/FM radio, yet they will steal anything nicer? How will you listen to your MP3s?

You can forget all about those wireless FM transmitters, because their weak-ass signal gets stepped on when you're driving in any region more populated than Antarctica. You don't want to run a cassette adapter in a factory tape deck, because intoxicant-seeking entrepreneurs can get 58 cents closer to their next rock simply by hurling a spark plug through your side glass and prying that deck out of your dash (and cassette adapters sound terrible, anyway). What you need, my tunage-deprived friend, is an FM modulator that pumps its signal directly into your radio's antenna input. Don't worry about breaking the bank, because they're dirt cheap!

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Some of you may remember my brother-in-law's well-worn-but-completely-functional '88 Toyota truck, which often parks in quasi-sketchy Oakland neighborhoods.

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Having already lost a half-dozen tape decks and CD players to thieves over the years, the truck now has a horrible-looking junkyard sound system that doesn't tempt even the most motivated baddies.

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We decided on the Boss FM-MOD wired modulator, available for under $25 shipped on eBay. Sure, it's cheap Chinese crap, but it gets the job done and sounds fine.

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We're looking at your standard plywood-and-wood-screw mounting system for a separate-radio-and-tape-deck setup from a junkyard mid-80s Subaru GL.

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We'll need to get access to the radio's antenna input, so the mounting screws come out.

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You need to decide which frequency will be used by the modulator. Since it feeds its signal straight into the radio via a cable, it should be able to override any FM stations. However, it makes sense to choose an empty frequency. Just flip the DIP switches according to the diagram; we're using 88.3 MHz.

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If you're using an iPod or other device with a 3.5mm stereo headphone jack (i.e., damn near every MP3 player in the world), you'll need to pick up an adapter cable with dual RCA plugs on one end and a 3.5mm (aka 1/8") stereo plug on the other. These are readily available for cheap on eBay. Plug the RCA plugs into the corresponding jacks on the modulator.

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The cable from the vehicle's antenna plugs into the modulator as well; this enables you to get radio reception when the modulator is turned off.

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You'll need to install an on/off switch for the modulator, so that you'll still have the ability to listen to the radio. We drilled a hole for the switch, next to the parking brake.

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Because so many thieves have sliced up the stereo wiring harness while making off with various audio components over the years, there's a cat's cradle of crazy field-expedient patches and jumpers behind the radio. How about pink notebook paper labels scotch-taped onto wires? Hey, it works!

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For the modulator's power, you need to tap into a source of 12 volts that's powered up when the ignition switch is in the "ACC" or "IGN" positions. Not completely trusting in the old labels, I used a voltmeter to test for the appropriate wires. Here we see a nice solder octopus, prior to the application of many layers of black tape; good thing everything is fused!

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The modulator comes with a low-quality switch, but I decided to grab a better one from my stash-o-electronics-junk. Power from the wiring harness goes to the switch and then to the modulator.

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Before we start buttoning things up, let's test the setup. It's a little more challenging getting the exact frequency with a non-digital tuner, but the sound quality is great.

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Back into the dash with the radio!

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Zip-ties hold the modulator in place, behind the radio.

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Everything is back together and the system works fine. Total cost, including iPod Shuffle, junkyard radio, modulator, switch, and cable: under a hundred bucks.

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Ready for the road!