Porsche “959” Convertible Less Than The Sum Of Its Parts

928 headlights, slant nose front, 959 bodykit, Speedster convertible top; this custom 911 combines the design cues from some of the most iconic Porsches ever, yet manages to combine them in the worst way possible.

For sale right now on Craigslist Portland, this 1977 911 is a snip at $12,995. We'll let the seller describe it in all its glory:

1 & ONLY MODIFIED HOT RED 1977 PORSCHE 911 CONVERTIBLE
ONLY 66K ORIGINAL MILES. SURROUND SOUND POWER BY
ROCKFORD FOSGATE. DVD PLAYER, KEYLESS ENTRY ALARM,
DOOR/TRUNK AUTOMATIC OPEN WIT REMOTE ALARM, RECARO SEATS.
TOO MUCH TO LIST??

[Craigslist]