Commenter Of The Day: Allan Sherman Edition

When we were just lads in elementary school our teacher played for us the song "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh" about a kid who despised being at camp. It was based a parody based on Ponchielli's La Gioconda. We didn't know who Amilcare Ponchielli was then. Actually, we didn't really get Opera. But we got funny, and even though borscht belt comedy was a world away, we knew Allan Sherman's bit was hilarious. Sherman achieved only short-lived fame and few could probably name him despite the lasting power of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah." It was an influence for song parodists to follow, including the numerous ones on this site. We haven't featured one in a while but Twitchykun gets another COTD for creating a great one based on JT and Audi being BFFs.

I'm outta rings and all you got are 4 rings,
I'm outta rings and all you got are 4 rings,
I'm outta rings and all you got are 4 rings,
I'm outta rings and all you got are 4 rings,

(Madonna)
Come on, boy
I've been waiting for somebody
To get my A4

(Justin:)
Well, don't waste time
Go get my keys
Tell me how you want the S4

(Madonna:)
I want somebody to speed it up for me
Then rev it down slow
There's enough room for 4

(Justin:)
Well, I can handle that
You just gotta show me where it's at
Are you ready to go?
(Are you ready to go? )

(Madonna & Justin:)
If you want it
You already wrecked it
If you thought it
It prolly ain't what you want
If you feel it
It must be real
Just say the word and
You're already a f****ing cock

(Madonna & Justin:)
We are waiting
We only got 4 rings to save the world
No hesitating
Grab the TT, grab a Q5
Cocks are waiting
We only got 4 rings to save the world
No hesitating
We only got 4 rings, 4 rings

Where's Polar?